75 Inspiring Jimmy Fallon Quotes To Lighten Your Day

Who could possibly ever hate Jimmy Fallon? He’s one of the most entertaining individuals on the planet. His devotional work in television comedy has made people feel joy and happiness for many years.

Young Jimmy started his career in stand-up comedy which initially paid poorly, but over time he continued executing on his dreams. Today he’s the familiar host of The Today Show which has brought in a wealth of big names.

We hope with this list of quotes, you’re able to brighten up your day!

1. Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

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2. Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.

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3. I just really don’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic.”

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4. Thank you… motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot.

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5. In New York, there are so many potholes, they’re like craters on the moon. That’s another traffic thing.

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6. There’s always going to be someone out there who doesn’t believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you’re not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

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7. A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.

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8. I like doing energetic things.

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9. Thank you… Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it’s just like the iPhone except it can’t make calls. So basically, it’s just like the iPhone.

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10. People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn’t the most popular kid. I wasn’t the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle.

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11. Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

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12. There couldn’t have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It’s beyond baseball. It’s rooting for your family.

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13. Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.’

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14. My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things – so we had a surrogate.

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15. I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

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16. The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

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17. When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who make balloon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

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18. My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.

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19. Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

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20. When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this.

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21. I like being absurd. Being silly.

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22. I’d be nothing without my wife. She’s the coolest. She’s the greatest. She is the smartest. She’s the funniest. I love her so much. She’s like the – it’s like your best friend for the rest of your life.

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23. Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens, will happen.

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24. I don’t like to kick people when they’re down. I like to kick people when they’re up.

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25. Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

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26. Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.

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27. L.A., it’s nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps.

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28. Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

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29. Did you ever sit back and evaluate your life and think, “Boy, things are going just as I always wanted them to?” I didn’t think so.

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30. Thank you, people who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.’

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31. Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

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32. I never sing in the shower. It’s very dangerous.

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33. I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I’m just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. ‘What is that? What are you doing? Who is it? What’s going’ – you know, I just had that thing, when I grew up, I’d just start talking like people. You know, I always had that.

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34. They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

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35. I want to be a dad. That’s floating to the top of my list. I think it’s such an important thing. I’m at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, ‘Is it like a puppy?’ And they go, ‘It’s 10 times a puppy.

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36. Thank you… adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, ‘Hi, I’m over 80 years old.

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37. The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

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38. I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I’m like ‘You know, maybe I shouldn’t be a Priest.

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39. I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff’s going to be dragged up and, you know, I’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?

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40. I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets… then I got to ‘Saturday Night Live’ where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I’m going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I’m going to go sit with.

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41. If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.

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42. Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

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43. New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That’s encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I’ve got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.

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44. I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep.

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45. Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

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46. I often try to reassure myself by saying, ” Well, at least it can’t get any worse.” But the truth is, it always can. And that’s what really terrifies me.

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47. I wanted to be the next Dana Carve. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.

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48. Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

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49. Thank you… pre-season football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.

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50. I don’t even read the papers. I read ‘USA Today’ because it has color photos.

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51. We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you’re a pretty good fan. You don’t have to win everything to be a fan of something.

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52. I do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson’s ‘Beat It.

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53. My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family’s had forever, and it’s on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.

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54. On ‘Late Night,’ it’s like we’re all in on the joke. That’s what I wanted it to be. I’m not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don’t like those. We can all ride together, and everyone’s on the same thing going, ‘Aha, I know where you’re going here.

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55. I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

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56. My parents were kind of over protective people. I and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn’t let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can’t dribble on grass.

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57. Seek, and you shall be disappointed. Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.

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58. I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.

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59. I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie.

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60. I’m going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

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61. We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

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62. I didn’t act like I was there. I just got into the story.

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63. The running across the field thing that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.

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64. I sing in the car if I’m in LA, because you’re like soundproofed.

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65. Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world’s lamest Ghostbuster. I am not afraid of no leaves.

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66. You can’t reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at ‘Late Night,’ we were trying to hire directors, and this guy was like, ‘I see you behind a glass desk.’ I don’t. And he’s like, ‘Yeah, the glass desk.’ I go, ‘I don’t really see me as a glass desk guy.

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67. Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial.

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68. I like to see people who are normally serious laugh.

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69. I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I got to say, I’m really rooting for the Red Sox.

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70. You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

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71. Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

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72. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce ‘gubernatorial.

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73. Thank you, fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

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74. I don’t shoot guns. I don’t know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

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75. Life is like a clam, when it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff.

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